Feb. Letters To The Reader
February 14th, 2007
More LTR’s from Columbia’s only locally owned alt weekly…
Dear Jim Casey’s, Hurry back. Saturday nights in Columbia after 2 a.m. just haven’t been the same without you. The whole of the social strata was represented in your cavernous basement bar. Where else could you see drunken sorority girls and attorneys partying alongside the stringy blonde Rosewood tweaker types that you see riding a child’s bicycle from their meth trailer to the convenience store? We look forward to the day that you rise from the ashes like a sketchy phoenix. Columbia City Paper
Dear Babytalk Relative, “No, no tah-tah you go shoo shoo in your big boy britches!” What the heck does that mean? It appears to be some kind of weird code emitted in a high-pitched dolphin squeaky voice. You’re freaking the poor kid out, lady. He can’t understand you either. Just shut your pie hole, take him out back and hose him off. Columbia City Paper
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