Letters To The Reader 04/27/06
April 27th, 2006
LTR’s 04/27/06
When asked about cleanup of the Eau Claire site, SCE&G PR expert, Eric Boomhower, stated, “Contractors have cleaned up the site before, they removed shell casings and hypodermic needles, which are of course not part of SCE&G’s operations.” Columbia City Paper staffers have agreed to maintain SCE&G’s property for the rest of the year if SCE&G can provide any documentation of finding one shell casing or hypodermic needle. Boomhower also stated that they have not had the area cleaned up yet because they are waiting for the soil testing results. He has promised that the area will be cleaned after results come in, and then maintained on a monthly basis. 58 Days of Fuck Eau Claire Columbia City Paper
Dear Readers, In the Three Rivers Guide last issue, several readers felt that we were a little harsh on R&B legend, Aretha Franklin. Perhaps we were just jealous of her $50,000 fee to headline the event. Here’s one caller’s comment: “I can appreciate the factual information, but the write up on the bands was harsh and unnecessary even for satire. I wouldn’t even take the stage if I was Aretha Franklin and read that.” Lisa McDaniel Lexington, S.C.
Dear Kerry Johnston, Thanks for this email you sent: “Add me to your list of enlightened and entertained readers! Good job to my neighbors at Columbia City Paper! Keep the real shit coming…! LOVE THE TRUTH in TRUTH K.”
Dear SUV owners, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Columbia City Paper
Dear Cleaver Public Restroom Signs, We’ve gone into the wrong bathroom when the doors are clearly marked “men” or “women”. The last thing we need is to have to figure out your stick figure drawing, the Greek symbol for our gender, or if that’s a dude in the Mexican shall and sombrero. Columbia City Paper


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